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Hi there! I'm Desi and in a LDR
I post things that I find funny, crap from my own life, New Girl, random things, lots of cats, various other tv show things and yeah
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3 days ago on September 28th | J | 98,877 notes

vicfuentortilla:

accurate representation ofshowing your friend something you enjoy but they dont

3 days ago on September 27th | J | 263,172 notes

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

3 days ago on September 27th | J | 223,655 notes
3 days ago on September 27th | J | 163,337 notes

alwaystomato:

I miss him so much.  I miss all the silly little things he does, and I miss all the little ways he would show me he loved me.  I miss the way he talks and I miss his gentle touch.  I miss cuddling at night and finally, finally going to sleep together in the same bed.

6 days ago on September 24th | J | 3 notes

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

6 days ago on September 24th | J | 92,857 notes

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

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1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 497,231 notes
1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 57,755 notes

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

1 week ago on September 23rd | J | 214,882 notes

"I have time for one more episode, don’t I?"

1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 0 notes

benjaminhargreeves:

thedoctorknits:

i-effed-it-all-up:

im in one of those periods in my life where i cant focus on anything i cant finish an assignment i cant listen to one song for more than 5 seconds i cant sit through a tv show episode i cant finish a book i cant write a story

all i can do is stare blankly at the wall and wish i had something to do but everything i could do or want to do is just supremely unsatisfying

SOMEONE PUT IT IN WORDS THANKS YOU

Hey kids this is a symptom of depression

1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 452,428 notes
I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
1 week ago on September 22nd | J | 337,602 notes
niknak79:

Listen to the D

niknak79:

Listen to the D

1 week ago on September 18th | J | 102,548 notes

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

2 weeks ago on September 15th | J | 313,331 notes

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

2 weeks ago on September 15th | J | 194,175 notes