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if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Reblog this and check your inbox in two hours.
your url makes this 10x creepier
I’ll be waiting, 2 hours timer is setlook at the notes.
Okay, we’ll be waiting.
What the actual fuck you guys
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK
You have my curiosity.
i have a strange feeling about this…
I don’t believe it!
|Song: The Phoenix|
|Artist: Fall Out Boy|
|Album: Save Rock and Roll|
|Played: 1,216 times.|
86/365: Fall Out Boy - The Phoenix
You know time crawls on
When you’re waiting for the song to start
So dance along to the beat of your heart
Can I just be in Canada already?
ryan gosling’s voice (▰˘◡˘▰)
ryan gosling’s singing voice (◕‿◕✿)
ryan gosling’s fake accent ヽ(゜∇゜)ノ
One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”
[AGGRESSIVELY FIST PUMPS TO COTTON EYE JOE]
Dear US Government: Once again, please kindly consider backing the fuck off of what goes in and comes out of my vaginal canal. Thank you, Stoya
iM SCREAMING RIGHTNO W
MELBOURNE DATE AND POTENTIALLY ADELAIDE HERE I COME!