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Hi there! I'm Desi and in a LDR
I post things that I find funny, crap from my own life, New Girl, random things, lots of cats, various other tv show things and yeah
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23 hours ago on August 1st | J | 213,281 notes
There’s a voice inside my head, that sounds like my own, but it’s not me. It can’t be me. I mean, who the hell would treat themselves this bad? Please, tell me I’m not crazy.
i.c. // Thought of the Day #4 
there’s someone inside me,
that hates who I am. (via delicatepoetry)
1 day ago on August 1st | J | 1,719 notes
1 day ago on August 1st | J | 3,981 notes
its-a-cat-world:

He forgot about his tongue for five minutes

its-a-cat-world:

He forgot about his tongue for five minutes

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 136,778 notes

things i want to do with u:

  • take u to a place with low light pollution so u can look at all the stars
  • make out
  • dance by ourselves in the middle of the night
  • go to a cool place
  • walk around a museum and hold hands
  • play the sims using the most ridiculous strategies 
  • make out
  • build a blanket fort
  • make out in said blanket fort
  • love you forever
1 day ago on July 31st | J | 209,642 notes
plays

This is my cat. I love her.

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 1 note

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

"Otters have a skin flap that forms a pocket so they can keep their favorite rock with them. They use this rock to break open mollusks when eating. Some otters go their entire lives carrying the same rock!” source

1 day ago on July 31st | J | 60,288 notes
brendonboydurieisgay:

who took this picture of me last fall

brendonboydurieisgay:

who took this picture of me last fall

2 days ago on July 30th | J | 385,574 notes

I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES

2 days ago on July 30th | J | 473,028 notes

tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

2 days ago on July 30th | J | 443,009 notes
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

2 days ago on July 30th | J | 511,638 notes

every episode of scooby doo

guy: something spooky's happening
fred: k we'll come check it out
fred: daphne, velma come with me
daphne: lol okei
shaggy: but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone
velma: shut up you two
shaggy and scooby: *run into monster*
scooby: RAGGY
shaggy: *oblivious to everything*
scooy: RAAAAGGGGGY
shaggy: zoinks!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 1*
shaggy and scooby: *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*
fred: what happened?
shaggy: M-M-MONSTER
velma: uh oh
monster: boo
all: AAAAH
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 2*
*they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*
velma: my glasses! i lost my glasses!
monster: *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*
velma: thanks. ....JINKIES!
*the monster chases them accompanied by fun music: part 3*
monster: whoops i tripped
scooby: i captured you
*they pull the monster's mask off*
fred: oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money
suspicious guy: and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog
scooby: ROOBY ROOBY ROO
all: *laugh*
2 days ago on July 30th | J | 319,269 notes
sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

sextingyourfather:

you laughing but yo laptop wet dumbass

2 days ago on July 30th | J | 143,036 notes

kanrose:

iammakingperfectsense:

insidemymmind:

Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.

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THE JIG IS UP, YOU SNEAKY BASTARDS. WE’RE ONTO YOU.

3 days ago on July 30th | J | 602,795 notes

snorlaxatives:

me: *eats cookie dough*

some weak ass person: “you’ll get salmonella poisoning!!!” 

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3 days ago on July 30th | J | 18,498 notes